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Last Updated: 22.06.2025 00:38

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Freaks and Cheeks
Everyone loved it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No, not a chance
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Minds and Behinds
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Then came..
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Unacceptable again!
They put up a sign reading
Still no good
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No go.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Nuts and Butts
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Just Forget it!
Still no good.
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
share office space ...
No way
Et maxime modi eaque sint iure.
So they tried
So, the docs changed it to read
Loons and Moons
I want to have anal sex, but my wife refuses. What do I do?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Thumbs down again.
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