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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 22.06.2025 00:38

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

What do you think of Sony's generative AI rendering Aloy in a Horizon: Forbidden West demo?

Freaks and Cheeks

Everyone loved it.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Why do some people dislike rap and hip hop music despite there being poor quality music in every genre?

No, not a chance

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Minds and Behinds

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Then came..

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Unacceptable again!

They put up a sign reading

Still no good

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No go.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Nuts and Butts

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Hysterias & Posteriors

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Just Forget it!

Still no good.

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

share office space ...

No way

Et maxime modi eaque sint iure.

So they tried

So, the docs changed it to read

Loons and Moons

I want to have anal sex, but my wife refuses. What do I do?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

How or where can I get any kind of books online for free?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Thumbs down again.

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